When I started reading this, I was worried it would get really long (and possibly boring). At 6 chapters, it's short, sweet and just down-right funny. A hilarious send-off of the Da Vinci Code right at Microsoft. The funniest exchange (abridged) - a discussion on the user interface choices in Microsoft products: "It should be easy to rotate, I think it's here on the Format menu, you just choose Font or Paragraph. Hmm, there is no Paragraph choice..." "Maybe it's on the Edit menu, under Object." The level 71 developer clicked a couple of times. "Object just highlights it. It's probably somewhere on the Format menu. Is it Alignment? No, that's just left/right/center." "Let's try the Text Box option on the Format menu," "Great, it's a modal dialog with tabs. What about the Position tab?" "Hey, what about the Text Box tab. Of course, we'll have a dialog called Text Box and then put a tab called Text Box ...