Some priceless tidbits:
"Note that you don't have to do all three. The minimal standard here is easy -- just pick one. If you choose any of these three options, those of us who are "addicted to hurry" will probably be able to avoid you."
"It is a foregone conclusion that children don't know how to behave in an airport...
No, the real issue here is all of those otherwise rational adults who believe that patience is some sort of a virtue. "
Have a good show, Eric.
Just ignore me when I get crabby like this.